hysterical historical move, Mondo combined Football with Jeopardy!
In the future, the following new rules will apply:
1. After a touchdown, if the kicker misses the extra point, one point is to be deducted from the team score.
2. After a touchdown, if the team fails to make a two point conversion, two points are to be deducted from the team score.
3. If a kicker misses a field goal, 3 points are to be deducted from the team score.
4. If a quarterback's pass is intercepted, one point is to be deducted from his team score, and one point is to be added to the opposing team score.
Mondo believes, and fans worldwide agree, that these new rules will make the game of football far more exciting. Players will become far more alert and responsible. They will learn to catch passes. They will learn to block. They will quit causing so many penalties.
The Gaming Industry is busy studying the impact of the new rules on their easy-take games. One casino owner was heard to say, "It remains a given that these hotels will never be built off winners".
The overcompensated NFL team owners, the NCAA coaches, university and high school administrators, and all players are up in arms over the new rules. Tom Brady said, "Giselle and I have never seen such ... it is grossly unfair ... and, it just makes us work all the harder for the megabucks showered upon us!".
Word on the street is there is a bounty up for Mondo, using whatever means are necessary. Bounty hunters believe he is holed up in the Tower of London, pursuing a new career in satire.
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