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Posted by Don Scott on January 27, 2018, 8:30 pm
Just heard that 'Gorillagrams' are to be banned from future hen party nights. Apparently, an undercover journalist sneaked into one of these rave ups dressed in the appropriate primate suit and got more than he bargained for. It was all a bit of a send up for him but the girls weren't just pulling his leg. A representative from Equal Rights for Men said that the whole episode was demeaning and the journalist vowed never to go ape again. So, it seems that yet another ancient and innocent tradition has bitten the dust as monkey business will no longer be tolerated at such celebrations.
It has been suggested that in future, men for hire attending hen parties should wear full suits of armour so as to protect their modesty. They will become known as 'Once-a-Knight-o-grams' for obvious reasons and also due to the added weight of their weapons which will must remain sheathed during the evenings entertainment.
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk www.gatesheadeast.co.uk, www.donmouth.co.uk and www.hebburn.org