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A Geordie Joke
Posted by John K on October 26, 2018, 12:03 pm
Geordie walks into the timber company office at Kielder Forest, and applies for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea. after all, he's old, small, and apparently much too weak to fell trees. Geordie picks up an axe and walks over to a huge tree. as he goes to work, a high-pitched whine comes from the axe, chips of wood fly everywhere, and the odour of burning wood fills the air. In record time, Geordie is finished chopping down the tree. "Ah tell ye what kidda," the foreman says, "That's amazin. where did ye larn te chop doon trees like that?" "Well noo", says Geordie, "hev ye evor hord of the Sahara Forest?"
The foreman replies, "Ye mean the Sahara Desert?" Geordie says, "Aye, that's what they call it noo….."
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk www.gatesheadeast.co.uk, www.donmouth.co.uk and www.hebburn.org