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Geordie Humour 1
Posted by John K on October 28, 2018, 2:50 pm
Geordie and his wife are celebrating their Silver Wedding and are staying in a high-class hotel for the night. Next morning, Geordie goes to check out and is presented with a bill for £600. "Watt's this", says Geordie. "Three hundred pund each for one neet?" The desk clerk replies, "The price also includes the use of the hotel sauna, complimentary drinks at the bar, and our car valet service." "But we didn't use the sauna," says Geordie, "You could have used it if you wanted to," replies the clerk. "And we didn't hev any free drinks at the bar," says Geordie. "You could have if you'd wanted to," replies the clerk. "And we didn't hev wor car valeted," says Geordie. "You could have if you'd wanted to," says the clerk. "Ah give up", says Geordie and writes a cheque. "Excuse me," says the clerk, "but this cheque is only for £100." "Ah knaa", replies Geordie, "but ah'm charging ye £500 for sleeping with wor lass". "I didn't sleep with your wife", says the clerk. "Ah knaa that", replies Geordie, "but ye could hev if ye'd wanted te!"
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