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Geordie Humour 2
Posted by John K on October 30, 2018, 12:30 pm
Geordie walks into a seafood restaurant and sees a sign saying 'Lobster Tails £1 each'. He goes up to the waitress and says, "Them must be very smaal tails if ye're selling them so cheap." "No," replies the waitress. "They're the normal size." "Well hinny, they must be canny old," says Geordie. "No," says the waitress, "They are fresh today." "There's got te be sumthin wrang with them." says Geordie. "No", says the waitress, "the're just regular lobster tails". "Ok," says Geordie, "Aall hev one." So the waitress takes Geordie's money, sits him down, and says, "Once upon a time there was this big red lobster...."
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