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Geordide Humour 3
Posted by John K on October 31, 2018, 10:27 am
The first week of marriage and Geordie came home from work on Friday with his wage packet. He took ten pounds out for his pocket money and gave the rest to his new wife. The second week he gave his wife ten pounds and pocketed the rest. His wife said, "Geordie, how de ye expect me to manage with only ten poond?" "Ah divvent knaa pet." replied Geordie. "Ah had an awful job last week."
Geordie buys two goldfish and he called them One and Two. His mate Charlie says, "They're funny names te caal yor goldfish, Geordie. Why did ye give them names like that?" Geordie replies, "Whey if One dies ah'll still have Two left!"
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