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Geordie Humour 5
Posted by John K on November 4, 2018, 2:08 pm
The vicar had three sons, Clive and Hector who were following in their fathers footsteps and were both vicars. Then there was Geordie, he was a bit of a lad, hadn't done a days work in his life, drank, gambled and had an eye for the ladies. One morning the vicar was standing in front of the fire when Clive came into the room. "Good morning Clive," said the vicar, How did you sleep last night?" Clive replied, "Wonderful father I dreamt of Heaven, it was just like being at home." "Very good", said his father, "Come stand by the fire with me." Just then, Hector came in the room. "Good morning Hector," said the vicar. "Did you sleep well?" "I did father," replies Hector. "I dreamt of Heaven. It was just like being at home" The vicar said, "Very good son, come stand with me by the fire." A few minutes later Geordie enters the room. "Good morning Geordie". says the vicar. "Did you sleep well?" "Nah," says Geordie, "Ah didn't sleep well at aall. Ah dreamt of Hell and it was just like being at home. Ah couldn't get near the fire for bloody vicars!"
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk www.gatesheadeast.co.uk, www.donmouth.co.uk and www.hebburn.org