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Geordie humour 7
Posted by John K on November 6, 2018, 1:45 pm
Geordie and his wife were lying in bed one night. Geordie was dropping off to sleep but his wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily Geordie reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where ye gannin?" she asked. "Te get me teeth!" Geordie replied.
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