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Geordie Humour (Three Jokes)
Posted by John K on January 19, 2019, 10:44 amEdited by board administrator January 19, 2019, 11:01 am
Geordies wife tells him that she wants to have plastic surgery to enhance her breasts. Geordie tells her, “Ye divvent need surgery te de that. Ah know how te de it without surgery.” His wife asks, “How div ah de it without surgery?” Geordie says, “Just rub toilet paper between them.” Startled, his wife asks, “How dis that make them bigger?” Geordie says, “Ah divvent knaa, but it worked on yor backside.”
Just a Thought
Why do sheep not shrink when it rains?
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22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs Mabel Elliot last evening. Mrs Elliot and Mrs Rankin sang a duet, 'The Lord Knows Why.'
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