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Posted by John K on March 2, 2019, 10:58 am
Geordie is speeding on the motorway and a police car has been chasing him for miles. He finally stops the car on the hard shoulder. The policeman tells him, “When you see those blue flashing lights and hear the sirens, you are supposed to stop, not go faster.” Geordie says, “Weel ah had a good excuse te keep driving.” The policeman says, “I’ve heard every excuse in the book, but if it’s one I haven’t heard, I’ll let you go with a warning.” Geordie says, “Weel a few days ago, me wife ran off with one of yor officers, and ah was afraid ye were trying te bring hor back!”
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