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Posted by John K on March 14, 2019, 3:11 pm
Geordie couldn't hold his liquor and was always getting drunk. When he eventually managed to get home, his wife would really lay into him both verbally and physically. This had no effect at all, so she went to see the doctor. The doctor said, "Why don't you try kindness for a change, it might make him change his ways?" The next night, Geordie came rolling home once again palatic drunk. His wife sat him down in his armchair, took off his boots, warmed his slippers in front of the fire, put them on for him, gave him a bottle of Broon Ale and a sandwich and filled his pipe. After he'd had a smoke she says, "Noo honey pie, would ye like te gan te bed noo?" "Aye, we might as weel," says Geordie, "Wor lass will only morder is if ah gan hyem like this!"
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