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Posted by John K on March 24, 2019, 3:50 pm
Geordie went to sign on at the dole. The dole clerk says, "I've got just the job for you, can you drive? "Ah can anaal," says Geordie. "Well," says the clerk, "Start tomorrow, driver/conductor on a corporation bus, that means you drive and also collect the fares." Eight o'clock next morning Geordie gets on the road with his double decker bus. At ten o'clock the phone rings in the bus depot. Geordies on the phone. "Can ye get oot here to Stanhope Road, the bus has gone through a shop window, there's broken glass aal ower the place." "Good grief!" says the depot manager on the other end, "How did that happen?" "Ah divvent knaa", says Geordie, "Ah was upstairs taking the fares at the time."
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk www.gatesheadeast.co.uk, www.donmouth.co.uk and www.hebburn.org