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Posted by John K on April 14, 2019, 4:31 pm
Geordie comes in from the pit after a hard shift. his wife had a leek pudding on the table for him. Geordie looks at it. "By lass", he says, "That's a big leek puddin, it'll be for wor Jackie". "No", she says, "It's not for wor Jackie". "Weel it's the biggest leek puddin I've evor seen," says Geordie. "Ah naathen, it's for wor Billy". "No", she says, "It's not for Billy either". "Mind it's a whopper", says Geordie, "I'll bet it's for wor Norman". "You're wrang agin", his wife says, "It's not for wor Norman". "Whey haway lass, whey's it for then?" asks Geordie. "Cos it's sartinly a big un". "Whey", she replies, "If ye must knaa, it's for ye." "Blimey", says Geordie, "Whaat a little un!"
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www.oldtyneside.co.uk www.gatesheadeast.co.uk, www.donmouth.co.uk and www.hebburn.org