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Posted by John K on April 30, 2019, 3:46 pm
Geordie was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know that you were speeding?” asked the officer. “Nah, ah didn’t hev any idea ah waas speeding says Geordie. “Of course ye were,” interrupted his wife, “ye’re aalways speeding.” The officer looked at the rear of the car and said, “And did you know your brake light is broken?” “Nah, ah had nee idea that was broken.” said Geordie. Again his wife interrupted, “Of course ye knew it waas broken. You’re aalways saying ye’ll get it fixed, but ye never hev.” The officer is beginning to sympathise with Geordie and said, “Does she always talk to you like this?” His wife said, “Only when he’s drunk.”
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