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Posted by John K on May 6, 2019, 11:05 am
Geordie had a canny job during the war, he was an air raid warden. Gannin roond the hooses looking for chinks of light in windows with his little flash lamp. One neet he sees a light in a little window, he knocked on the door and a little voice says, "Who's there?" "Send yor muther oot!" says Geordie. "Ah cannit, me ma went oot when me father came in." says the little voice. "Whey send yor father oot!" says Geordie. "Me father went oot when me brother came in." "Well ah'll hev a word with yor brother." "Me brother went oot when me sister came in." "Send yor sister oot then." "Me sister went oot when ah came in." says the little voice. "Good grief," says Geordie, "Whaat a funny hoose this is!" "This isn't a hoose mister," says the little voice, "This is the outside netty!"
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk www.gatesheadeast.co.uk, www.donmouth.co.uk and www.hebburn.org