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Posted by John K on May 9, 2019, 2:31 pm
Geordies wife was nagging him to cut the grass. Geordie answered, “Whaat div a look like te ye, a landscape gardener?” Next day the tap in the sink was dripping , she asked him again, “Geordie can ye fix that tap?” He replied, “Whaat div a look like to ye, a plumber?” Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Will ye change that light bulb?” His reply was, “Whaat am ah? An electrician?”A few days later Geordie comes home from work to find the lawn is cut, the leaking tap is fixed, the light bulb has been changed. Very surprised he asks his wife, “Whaat happened here?” His wife replied, “Ye knaa wor new next door neighbour? He came roond and fixed everything.” Geordie says, “Weel how did ye pay him?” “Oh, ye knaa,” his wife said, “he telt is that ah could either bake him a cake or gan te bed with him.” Sighing with relief, Geordie asked, “Crikey hinny, whaaat kind of cake did ye make for him?” His wife replies, “Whee d’ye think ah am? Mary Berry?”
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