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Posted by John K on July 8, 2019, 8:52 pm
A teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says "I had an egg, 'E-G-G'." 'Very good', says the teacher. Peter says "I had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'." 'Excellent.' says teacher. Little Geordie has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. "Ah had bugger aall', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'." The teacher is mortified and scolds Geordie for his rude answer. Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada's east coast. When it's little Geordie’s turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, so decides to give him a very difficult question. "Geordie" she asks, 'Where is the Scottish border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says, "The Scottish boarder is in bed with me mam. That's why ah got bugger aall for me breakfast"
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