Here is a good one for you John K
Posted by N44 on January 11, 2019, 3:13 pm, in reply to "Geordie Humour"
Geordie was an Antique furniture dealer from Shields and he’d seen the Antique shows on telly. He’d seen people buying antiques much cheaper in France so he decided to go off to Paris, on the look out for bargains to sell in his shop in Laygate. |
The first day in Paris he went round some of the Antique shops and bought some good stuff that would sell back home like. That night he decided to visit a small bistro and have a meal and a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying the wine, he noticed the place was quite busy, and the other chair at his table was the only vacant one in the place.
Before long, a beautiful Parisian lady came to his table; asked him something
in French which Geordie guessed was could she sit there? So he gave her the international thumbs up to her so she smiled and sat down. Being a Geordie he wanted to buy the lady a drink so, drew a wine glass on a napkin and she smiled at him and nodded so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After a while, he wanted a meal so being a Geordie he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate of food , and again she smiled and nodded.
After the nice meal he drew a couple dancing and she nodded so he got her up to dance. After ten mins or so they sat back to finish the drinks .
It was then that this mind reading lady took a napkin and drew a 4 poster bed..
To this day Geordie has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.