Posted by N44 on March 20, 2019, 9:56 am
Geordie won the pools and decided to have some flying lessons. He rang Usworth Aerodrome and booked a course of lessons in a little two seater aircraft. As they were flying over Monkton Coke Works, the pilot had a bad turn and became unconscious. Geordie grabbed the radio ‘May Day May Day, May Day, help is, help is, me pilot’s out for the count and a divnt na wot to dee’. |
A voice came over the radio ‘This is Air Traffic Control, and we can hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this to get you back on the ground safely. I’ve had a lot of experience at this. Now take a deep breath as everything will be fine. Now give me your height and position?’
Geordie replies am aboot 6ft and in the front seat’
After a long pause the air traffic controller replies , ‘Now repeat after me Our Father who art in Heaven.