Pretend you're not home?
Answer the door naked?
Pretend to speak a foreign language?
Tell them you're on your way to an adult theatre, and invite them to join you?
Recommend they visit your next door neighbor whom you really dislike, telling them he is very interested in the Watchtower?
Send your neighbor money to invest in anti-Jehovah's Witnesses home protection?
Get in your car and run them all over hefore they reach your house?
Tell them SES is a Jehovah's Witness, and share some of his better arguments with them?
Play a You Tube video of many dogs barking, and tell them you're a Mormon, and your wives are having an argument?
Call 911?
Call the police and tell them an ANTIFA squad has surrounded your neighbor's house?
Attempt to touch the spokeperson's face for a Vulcan mind meld?
Give them the URL of this board and invite them to become members?
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