2.I guess the 1986 was a dead giveaway, huh. (On IT: "To prove it's still Genesis, we get solos.")
3.Nope, it's ELP.
4.THIS one was Yes!!
5.You got it!
I used 5 as a punchline because that was the only Rush album he ever reviewed (I'll never forget the phrase "zonked-teen circuit.") The joke was that these were all prog bands he hated on, since we all love prog so much and anyone here who has checked out Christgau will no doubt look up all the times he flunked prog (a "C" on his site is as good as dead--it'd be my idea of a "turd" grade too, so...)
His funniest moment is still Boston.