The fact that you mentioned John Oliver or Trevor Noah is either a)proof that you're Derrick Stuart (who bashed Oliver a couple of times), or b)you've studied old posts by Derrick Stuart that I'm referring to in a) and you're planting that to make me THINK you're Derrick Stuart. I'm leaning towards b), because Derrick would have been much more grand and well-plotted and funny in his attempt to remind us all that college kids, specifically liberal arts majors, are nowhere near as smart as they think they are (or as smart and worldly as he was) That, after all, was a pretty large chunk of what he talked about.
As it so happens, I've only watched maybe three clips of Trevor Noah, but I have watched maybe two dozen of Oliver, who I think is a sigifnicant improvement over Jon Stewart, whom I had not watched for years before tuning in circa 2013 at random and seeing that he was STILL relying on freeze framing/taking out-of-context videos of politicians blabbering shit and then going "GUH!??" at the audience.
But if you really are Derrick, you're showing miserable signs of turning-30 burnout--I just checked Derrick's Facebook and he never posts on it anymore at all in addition to disappearing from this board. The thing of it is, I don't think Derrick would do, intentionally or otherwise, a feeble retread of his old South Park-derived "bash liberal sacred cows and watch overweening college students sob" schtick. He'd be burnt out on wringing laughs from that sort of shit by now. So no, you're probably not Derrick.
The other piece of evidence concerns your response to the Citizen Kane thing. I could tell you that I don't really mean the Kane comparison as anything other than a flippant remark, but since the "persona" you've adopted in your posts is that of a deliberate "dumbass," somebody who deliberately doesn't include any depth or insight in their posts but only intentionally posts right-wing middle-fingers, you'd be giving yourself away by admitting that you even know what Citizen Kane is. A real 13 year old Internet troll wouldn't have bothered to watch Kane.
Furthermore, the real Derrick used to overreact all the time in an "oh my God, are you SERIOUS, you dumbass?" manner to my flippant little remarks like that as if they were dead-serious, set-in-stone attempts at making myself look really smart or something, rather than just shit I dashed off on a message board to make conversation.