No April Fools posts this year? I considered making a post as Nasheedman with Islamisms (PBUH, the shahada, etc.) and talking about converting and joining ISIS but that would be waaaaaaay too much work and creativity for something that wouldn't be funny anyway. It's a bit like watching your unfunny friend do stand-up at open-mic night and being obliged to pretend he's got any talent at all because he's your friend -- only lamer.
I was rooting for Oregon and South Carolina (I have a friend who's an alum and for him it's been quite a ride, like George Mason a few years ago was for the DMV, just with cock jokes). Ohfer.