JEREMY. F***ING. DAVIES.
What you just said could not have been given away faster than if Joe f***ing Piscopo had shown up to save them. Yeah, yeah, that's what the guy from The Wire should hire to pretend to rescue an island of people! The chickshit from Saving Private Ryan!!! Accompanied by a sarcastic Asian guy and the LAWNMOWER MAN!!!
And he freakin' STAMMERS, too.