I realize that Glenn Quinn actually did die in real life (he was Irish--could've fooled me) but that character he played was a total slug and won't be missed.
"Darlene coming out, meeting a woman and having a baby with her"
Well who could have seen this coming...
"Becky working at Walmart"
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! A fitting end for one of the most repugnant TV characters ever!!
"Arnie befriending the governor of Illinois and remarrying Nancy"
Don't remember Nancy, but the idea of Tom Arnold being back (I'm sure he'd be all for it) is beyond hilarious.