In "HAUL my life" it was a FAKE of a poster named Low Carb, who was super into GBV and had a shaved head, among other things, and some people didn't like him. The post started out something like "just got done cleaning the Mexican toilets at 7-11 and made $[some small amount of money]. With that wad I can get a cap to cover my grotesque bald head. Then I went to N*ggertown Salvation Army Goodwill and picked up these records..."
Then there was a list of a few records. I don't remember the exact titles -- Billdude would -- but it was something like:
Shitty Shit Songs for Truckers to Sing at their Weddings
Robert Pollard - I Can't Go On! Tell My Wife and Kids that I Love Them!
Billdude can probably put this post to shame so I'll let him deal with it.
We lost a lot of institutional memory with Derrick.