4.10cc? The Residents? (Who would call the Yardbirds "Sixties avant-gardists"?) Devo? (Brian, your own review of the Devo debut is pretty snarky!)
6.There's no #6!!!
7.AC/DC? (Highway To Hell, if so?)
I used to get a kick out of reading pissy reviews of stuff that RS would champion later, which was especially funny when finding out that they actually did originally trash the Beatles and other 60s heroes that they can't get enough of recycling these days....
....but every time I see those old reviews now, they're not too funny anymore--I'm getting the impression that any snarky asshole could have written for RS back in their glory days.