> "Commander B. G. Robinson is very feminine and graciously endowed: everything she has two of are perfectly matched, coordinated, and move with a wonderful grace that is called “woman.”" - SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS THINKING IT WOULD END UP ON TELEVISION?!?!?!
It's not actually dialogue, it's just written into the script (although that might actually make it worse). I found the script online and it looks like they actually tweaked it a little to make it sound more like the opening of a novel. Here's how it reads:
12 INT. TRANSPORTER ROOM
Worf and TWO SECURITY MEN bracket the very feminine
and graciously endowed Transporter Commander B.G.
Robinson. Everything she has two of are perfectly
matched, coordinated, and move with a wonderful grace
that is called "woman." B.G. goes through the
procedures of the transfer in her usual professional
She was played by Terri Hatcher.