"Bending over, in the company of men, is an unpleasant situation."
To which I responded:
"I found that the hard way when I did my stretch in San Quentin."
I really shouldn't have posted that. All of the women in the thread started jumping on me about how prison rape isn't funny.
Reminds me of the old joke about how many feminists it takes to screw in a lightbulb.