-Well you're a certainly better drummer than whoever drummed on Germicide by the Germs! Tash tash tttashh tashhh t-t-Tash TTTAASSH tasshh tashhh!
-Three pairs of glasses in that band! Change your name to "Myopioid"
-The song is okay. Probably better than whatever Billy Corgan is putting out these days!
-Uhhh...you look like, uh, John Oliver? No I already said that...
-You can't have a black lead singer in a band! Internet racists will go wild screaming about "dindus"! Remember Meghan Markle!! Uhh...kee-rist, this isn't funny. I really have a hard time saying that much about this video. Those sunset shots near the end are nice. But that's because they're sunsets.
-ECKVA is updating now like once every four months. Wait for the scintillating conclusion in f***ing 2029!!