Freaked: The rasta ball henchman joke was so bad that I put on my Eyes Wide Shut DVD and IMMEDIATELY watched the "guy visits Cruise at the mansion gate" scene six times in a row JUST to wash the bad stink out of my mouth. DIE!!!!
I talked about Fresh Cream with my Clapton-loving mom (she has Pilgrim on CD and LISTENS TO IT occasionally!!!) She said "oh it has Ginger Baker doing that dumb drum solo! That was awful!" NOBODY likes "Toad."
Yes, that was supposed to be Yoshi in Super Mario Bros. A very expensive looking puppet. Hah, they're the Mario Brothers so their names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Isn't that hilarious. (They're like 22 years apart in age, too.) Dennis Hopper's son asked him why he played King Koopa and Dennis said "so you can have shoes, son" and the son said "I don't need shoes that badly, dad." The Goombas are hideous but Fisher Stevens and Richard Edson are actually kind of entertaining. The dialogue isn't as wretched as other movies of that ilk either. It's better than the 1998 Godzilla, I swear!