"Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart" (regardless of who's performing it) Sam got this one already, I see. GOD IT'S AWFUL and it's probably played more now than in 1983 or whenever the hell it came out.
"Santa Baby" (even if hot girls in little red Santa skirts are singing it. It's awful!)
"All I Want For Christmas" - Mariah Carey
"Jingle Bells" with the regular, non-dirty lyrics
"Rudolph The Red Nosed-Reindeer"
"Frosty The Snowman"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
"Deck The Halls"
"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Yeah, yeah, kill 'em all.
The only good Christmas songs are The Who's "Christmas" and the jazz piano in A Charlie Brown Christmas. And the intro to Prindle's XTC page.