I guess it's funnier if you're reading the crime report (as I do every day) and are just scrolling down for this totally wasted-looking guy's mugshot to pop up.
From the same crime report:
"ASSAULT: 8300 block of Uxbridge Court, 12/13/18, 5:10 p.m. A woman reported 8-10 individuals came to her home to fight her 15-year-old daughter. The suspects assaulted her daughter, forced their way into her home, assaulted other family members, destroyed property in the residence, and stole a pair of shoes. Some of the suspects are believed to be classmates of the victim."
Pair of shoes, lulz.