Bart: Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony?
Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
Bart: I don't love you either, so give me a moped.
Homer: Well, I know you love me, so you don't get squat. Hee hee hee.
Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
Marge: Those aren't even words!
Marge: Mmm... I am
Homer: Sounds like someone's angling for a pony of her own!
Chuck: She certainly tamed that horse.
Student 2: Yes, but what man can tame her?
Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.
Homer: But I eat... Oh.