Beards: Having hair on your face automatically makes you look more competent, no matter how feminine you may act.

Create more young men by trans-ing young women: Soon, women will no longer exist, and the Democrats will have all the men.

More butt slaps: It works for football teams.

Shirtless beach volleyball at the abortion clinic: This can also be made into a calendar to improve fundraising.

Camo tampons for the men's room: Just don't drop them in the forest woodland, or you'll never find them.

Run even older candidates: People like Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders give something for men to aspire to.

Use sports analogies in every political speech: "Men, we're going to need to throw a Hail Mary from behind the 3-point line and strike out climate change with a mean Pick 6!"

Hire Andrew Tate as a consultant: He seems like a real man's man.

More Hillary Clinton: Men can't get enough of her.

Truck: Something with a truck.