Libs: "TRUMP'S CRASHING THE ECONOMY!!! AAAHHH!!!"

In the real world:

April 7, 2025

A dozen large eggs: $4.99
A gallon of Regular: $3.02
The DOW close: 38,315

May 7, 2025

A dozen large eggs: $4.49 (down $.50)
A gallon of Regular: $2.98 (down $.04)
The DOW close: 41,115 (up 2,800)

June 7, 2025

A dozen large eggs: $2.99 (down $2.00)
A gallon of Regular: $2.97 (down $.05)*
The DOW close: 42,220 (up 3,905)

* And that's WITH the switchover to the more expensive "Summer Blends"