The head-scarf wearing female "News" anchor, angrily chattering away, gesturing menacingly with her hands;

"Blah blah blah blah blah!!!
Blah blah blah!!!
Blah blah blah!!!"

Translation: 'Death to America! Death to Israel! We will kill you all!'

Then BAM! BAM! BAM! the bombs start hitting and the ceiling starts falling in and she shits her panties and runs for her life.

LAUGHING MY FRIGGIN' ASS OFF!!!!

Aloha Snackbar!
Aloha Snackbar!
Aloha Snackbar!