Fentanyl: Trump has seriously impacted the humble cartel drug mule industry.

Child slaves: There used to be so many coming across the border. Now who is supposed to pick our oranges?

Stocks: The prices are just absurd. Good going, Don.

Enriched uranium: With Trump, sometimes your enriched uranium can get buried under a mountain and you have to spend lots of money to buy more. Terrible.

Tuck-friendly swimsuits for 8-year-olds: Darn you, Trump.

The McRib: Someone keeps buying all of them, driving the price up. It's a mystery.

Court settlements for Ivy League civil rights violations: Settlements used to be a dime a dozen, but now Harvard is in danger of going bankrupt. What will we do without Harvard?