and you absolutely remember, my friend, the many many monikers (pliskin, baxter, JD,...and others) who carried on the best of witty, insulting, HILARIOUS board wrestling matches.

So, something like that should be in order. How hard can it be? I'm not talking resurrection here...but there are a couple of posters roaming around here who also roamed the boards (including yours) in the old days...I'm just not going to call them out.