I would have to give up too much.

You are such a simpleton. Everyone sees right through you.

Now, leave your goon "shop" with the 4 carafe stations and your "crew", get in that big gas-guzzling V8 pick'um'up truck that runs on Sunoco 94, and head out to that tract house brick'n'6 cookie-cutter house in that neighborhood that I couldn't afford to live in.

It all sounds pretty blue-collar to me.

If I had your money, and threw mine away ... well, that would be stupid on my part. No thanks.

If you had my brain, you wouldn't be stupid.