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Fauci: "If you get the shot, you won't get COVID."

Also Fauci: "If you get the shot, you may still get COVID, but it won't be as bad, and you won't give COVID to anyone else."

Also Fauci: "If you get the shot, you can still get COVID, and you can still give it to other people, but...um...uh...JUST GET THE SHOT!"

Fauci: "Maintain a distance of 6 feet from other people. Studies show that 6 feet will prevent the spread."

Also Fauci: "There's no Science indicating that COVID can't travel more than 6 feet from person to person."

Fauci: "We need to shut down schools because kids are just as vulnerable to COVID as are adults."

Also Fauci: "The Science shows that healthy children are not vulnerable to COVID. My bad."

Fauci: "The Science indicates that COVID could not have been generated by natural means."

Also Fauci: "Anyone who thinks that COVID came about by natural means should be killed."

Fauci: "I never engaged in or funded gain-of-function research."

Also Fauci: "Of COURSE I engaged in gain-of-function research. What do you think I am? Ignorant?"