"Money is no object."

"You couldn't afford to live in my neighborhood."

"If you had my money, you could throw yours away."

For the price of the obscure wine that you are futilely trying to get us to believe you could afford, you could have five bottles of this far better wine:




But, if "money is no object", why not go for a 1929 Chateau Lafite Rothchild for only $4,000, big spender?



Maybe work overtime and install more cheap carpet to pay for it.