You may have to cut back to Sunoco 87 and MD 20/20. Even Coppola Claret may be beyond your budget, but your friends will understand ... they will be cutting way back too.

Maybe move to a less pretentious neighborhood that the rest of us could also afford.

But, look at it this way ... you will no longer have to pay more in taxes than what others here earn.

On the bright side for the rest of us, we will no longer want to swap our money for yours.

LMAO@U, AssHat.