Oh, wait! You don't have one, do you? A Harley Heritage Softtail will do. Horrors! You don't have that either. Sorry.

Furthermore, you are too weak, wimpy and unskilled to command an 800 pound super bike.

You will have to limit yourself to a 20" Huffy bicycle with training wheels.

PS - WTF does your cowardly post to me have to do with the original topic? I called you out for being too much of a couch potato slob to do your own research.