Pictures shared online, which the Daily Mail did not independently verify, showed Patel sniffing a cigar and leaning back on a chair smoking a cigar {just imagine "a chair shoking a cigar"} and also taking a picture of a large bottle of Havana Club rum. {This will have global repercussions!}

Patel is shown at a bar in Mexico's Puerto Vallarta and in an office space in what appears to be Washington, D.C. {The enemy will have significant advantage with this intelligence!}

In another photo he's posing next to a vintage car and in another, next to a large bronze statue. {This leak will bring down the entire nation!}


And it was thus discovered that he is not gay like you.


FBI Director Kash Patel (right) and his girlfriend Alexis Wilkins (left).
{"(right)", "(left)"? As if we couldn't tell who's who?}


You are a pathetic POS with your fake sensationalist tabloid rag garbage.