I’ve been thinking that it seems that Mender can bend the
fuck out of you without trying, and can’t figure out why it
is that, as smart as you know you are, and as well as you
got him pegged, he can still bend the fuck out of you so
often without much in the way of trying?

You’d might be able to see that if If you could take your
face from behind Donald and stop doing the pucker up.
Ain’t that some dumb shit.