Had to say “Hah!”

George Washington was one of the wealthiest men
in America before he was president.

He owned a plantation and had over 100 slaves
growing tobacco, wheat, corn, flour, and hemp.

They distilled whiskey, milled, flour, caught, salted,
and sold fish, and to the west he had accumulated
tens of thousands of acres of Indian land…

Reason to call him father?