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R&E Political Discussion - Spring 2026
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If Ford had driven a Chevrolet

Posted by mender on June 11, 2026, 11:46 am

Ya load 16 tons and what do you get?
16 tons loaded and covered with sweat.

Yo. St. Peter, just call me, I’ll be glad to go…
I’ll work in the bakery, just give me the dough.

Work in the café, pour’n the Joe?

Assist in surgery, show me where to sew?

Make like the wind and know when to blow!!

OK. That’s it. I quit.
I’m done with that bit…

That was back when a ton was equal
to 2000 pounds and they measured
2000 pounds to each ton.

One doesn’t see much opportunity to see
many mustaches much like that on the road
much anymore much lately…

An American Hero

?

Willie, a master at the cover-up

f u burn ‘em, get ‘em

Chevy Chase drove a Ford.

Posted by Ken C on June 11, 2026, 3:25 pm, in reply to "If Ford had driven a Chevrolet"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon%27s_Vacation#Wagon_Queen_Family_Truckster

My "Chevy-Badged" Cadillac XT5 (as KR calls it) is now 8 faultless years old.

Posted by Mondo Fuego™ on June 12, 2026, 5:16 pm, in reply to "Chevy Chase drove a Ford."

Not a single issue. Oil/air filter, wiper blade and 1 tire set changes only. Paint & interior in pristine condition. I normally might have bought a new vehicle after 5 years. This one will make it thru 10 or 12 easily and still be at the top of its game. Translated: Multiple 5-star vacations.

Meanwhile, ol' grouchy KR has gone thru several vehicles, and now has a goofy-looking, mechanical nightmare Ford Bronco knockoff.

Heh heh heh.

Nothing says “old man” like that hideous maroon color.

Posted by KR on June 13, 2026, 8:35 pm, in reply to "My "Chevy-Badged" Cadillac XT5 (as KR calls it) is now 8 faultless years old."

It is not maroon. It is Red Passion Tintcoat, Homey. You are a redneck in an unreliable fake Bronco.

Posted by Mondo Fuego™ on June 14, 2026, 10:08 am, in reply to "Nothing says “old man” like that hideous maroon color."

Rev it up to the red line and it will probably swallow several valves. Goofy-looking, juvenile grille.

I know you picture yourself as a big he-man riding thru mud and swamps and wrestling alligators, but in reality you are a weak wimp with a very limited vocabulary.

Jeeps are far more manly if you need a mechanical icon to try to assure yourself of virility.

Learn your place, Lester. Lay up sorry on the porch.

FAKE POSTER!

Posted by Allah Fubar *= on June 13, 2026, 9:04 pm, in reply to "Nothing says “old man” like that hideous maroon color."

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