We had some cells in the soup of the seas that grew
fins and tails and gills, and became fish and stuff.

Then some of them grew legs and developed breathing apparatus necessary for reptilian life on land and in the
air and laying eggs and leaving.

Then some of them turned into warm-blooded mammals,
which gave birth to living young n nurturing nature family
and mortgages.

Then some of them became us, and
you can see how that’s turning out -