It. Hi Fred (Hmm Mr would have been nice ) just a call to go through the results of your last blood test.
Me. Ok all ears.
It. Your current level is 44 so borderline ok speak to you in 6 months time.
Me. Why couldn't the results line tell me that instead of waiting 2 weeks to hear what amounts to nothing?
It. Well they are not medically trained.
Me. But all you have done is quote a number off a computer screen which I'm sure they could have done after all they are the test results line?
It. Yes but they are not.....
Me. It's ok I know how this goes any chance I can actually speak to a doctor so I can plan ahead?
It. Well I'm not sure I'm only a locum nurse and not on the permanent staff so don't know how to make an appointment with your GP.
Me. So not likely to be here in 6 months time given the huge turn over of staff at this practice, ok thanks for everything bye bye.
Oh well still breathing and managing to put one foot in front of the other.
Whisky beckons
As you were that man!
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